It was the night before the 4th of July…

Hey bald eagles! What do you get when you mix…

1 bar stool

320 grit sandpaper

1 vacuum

1.5 Shiner Bock

A spidermen movie (the lame one with the black suit)

Late pre-holiday night

Snoring boy and hound on sofas

1 serger

2 old Ikea pillows

a dropcloth

a yard of grey ticking


Have a safe and happy fourth of July. If you’re in the US. If you’re not, especially if you’re in the UK, have a safe and happy regular day. And think hard about what you can do better next time to avoid losing the possession of a whole country that will go on to invent the iPhone. Just think of it.

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1 Comment
  • Miriana
    July 4, 2012

    Last time I looked, a Brit was responsible for the iconic design of apple products. We’ve lost so many countries – we’re pretty good at it. We’ve clung onto Gibraltar and the Falklands so all’s okay.

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